MY MOM GOT MY COUSINS GIANT INFLATABLE BOXING GLOVES AND IM A DUMBASS AND A BAD INFLUENCE AND I TOLD ONE OF THEM THAT I’D GIVE HIM $5 IF HE KNOCKED OUT HIS BROTHER WITH ONE OF THE GLOVES

I TOLD HIM I WAS JOKING IMMEDIATELY AND THAT HE WOULDN’T GET PAID BUT HE RUSHED INTO ACTION I HAD TO HOLD HIM B ACK